Jan. 14th, 2011

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Thank you dear reader for tuning in with this inaugural episode of Ask an Astrophysicist anything! Do note the capitalization, I probably will forget it and do it differently next time.

It's not often I get asked the big, weighty questions in life, but I was recently confronted by a startling question submitted by a kind anonymous reader (before this column even existed, he must have been prescient or somehow otherwise broken causality). The question, dear reader, is as follows:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Now, being an astrophysicist, I'm quite used to deciphering things that are far more convoluted and nonsensical than that: yes, I can tell from your glowering that you disapprove of such tortured English. However, it's really a quite simple question and I shall give what I believe to be the correct answer in the next paragraph.

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

And that dear reader is the inaugural Ask an Astrophysicist anything! Tune in next time for whatever crazy question I get sent by then.