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I Have a Dream
Feb. 19th, 2008 10:02 pmAnd in it, we have superpowered traid gangsters working for a man that can make lo mein tentacles come out of his mouth.
[21:33] < Demonic_Gerbil> Man. This dream either had the goofiest or most bad ass Chinese mob boss ever in it.
[21:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> So, he's got this gang of 6 super powered people, one of whom is this completely unkillable blond that I swear was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
[21:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> The mob boss has a power too, and it's totally ridiculous, but he used it so fucking badassedly.
[21:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> He could like throw up and control lo mein noodle at will.
[21:36] < Demonic_Gerbil> So he like just tore through armies of cops and stuff.
[21:36] < Demonic_Gerbil> And when afore mentioned blond failed him, he kissed her, and then choked her to death from the inside with them.
[21:42] < Demonic_Gerbil> Think about it. Triad boss with like thousands of Lo Mein tentacles coming out of his mouth.
[21:43] < Demonic_Gerbil> He was still less far out than the guy that could turn into a mini-atomos like think. I never saw what he *did* with his power, but I don't want to know what that big mouth was for.
[21:43] < Demonic_Gerbil> Later on I think the Juggernaut was around, but he was black and apparently hung like a horse from that one chick's reaction.
[21:48] < Demonic_Gerbil> Then somehow I went undercover and was infiltrating another chinese gang, that part was awesome because at the end it was me and this one skinny old gangster, and he had a gun. I managed to get hold of the gun before he could shoot me, and then one of my dudes (also Chinese) busts into the room with two uzi's and starts shooting the place up.
[21:48] < Demonic_Gerbil> So I take cover behind the now dead chinese guy and wait for him to run out of bullets.
[21:49] < Demonic_Gerbil> Also apparently those super powered dudes were interested in this secret research lab (and damn did I hide from them there >.>).
[21:49] < Demonic_Gerbil> In the lab's kitchen area there was a fridge that had a sign on it. I can't remember what all the sign said, but it was like "Reisma's Happy Fun Food Storage Place"
[21:50] < Demonic_Gerbil> And later I found a note in the one of the (now empty) holding cells where they'd kept the monsters they'd made, and it said "Since some of the animals require cold, I've put them in Reisma's Fridge."
[21:50] < Demonic_Gerbil> Sooooo glad I didn't open it.
[21:54] < Demonic_Gerbil> There was so much more too, heh. Like me on a military base with a .50 cal, mowing down invaders, and Dr. Guidry showing up as a master alchemist.
[21:59] < Demonic_Gerbil> ...Oh the chick from Beyond Good and Evil was there. You know, the reporter? I think she was one of the superpowered villains, but was like changing sides, because I remember the chinese guy breaking her neck with lo mein noodles.
[21:33] < Demonic_Gerbil> Man. This dream either had the goofiest or most bad ass Chinese mob boss ever in it.
[21:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> So, he's got this gang of 6 super powered people, one of whom is this completely unkillable blond that I swear was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
[21:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> The mob boss has a power too, and it's totally ridiculous, but he used it so fucking badassedly.
[21:35] < Demonic_Gerbil> He could like throw up and control lo mein noodle at will.
[21:36] < Demonic_Gerbil> So he like just tore through armies of cops and stuff.
[21:36] < Demonic_Gerbil> And when afore mentioned blond failed him, he kissed her, and then choked her to death from the inside with them.
[21:42] < Demonic_Gerbil> Think about it. Triad boss with like thousands of Lo Mein tentacles coming out of his mouth.
[21:43] < Demonic_Gerbil> He was still less far out than the guy that could turn into a mini-atomos like think. I never saw what he *did* with his power, but I don't want to know what that big mouth was for.
[21:43] < Demonic_Gerbil> Later on I think the Juggernaut was around, but he was black and apparently hung like a horse from that one chick's reaction.
[21:48] < Demonic_Gerbil> Then somehow I went undercover and was infiltrating another chinese gang, that part was awesome because at the end it was me and this one skinny old gangster, and he had a gun. I managed to get hold of the gun before he could shoot me, and then one of my dudes (also Chinese) busts into the room with two uzi's and starts shooting the place up.
[21:48] < Demonic_Gerbil> So I take cover behind the now dead chinese guy and wait for him to run out of bullets.
[21:49] < Demonic_Gerbil> Also apparently those super powered dudes were interested in this secret research lab (and damn did I hide from them there >.>).
[21:49] < Demonic_Gerbil> In the lab's kitchen area there was a fridge that had a sign on it. I can't remember what all the sign said, but it was like "Reisma's Happy Fun Food Storage Place"
[21:50] < Demonic_Gerbil> And later I found a note in the one of the (now empty) holding cells where they'd kept the monsters they'd made, and it said "Since some of the animals require cold, I've put them in Reisma's Fridge."
[21:50] < Demonic_Gerbil> Sooooo glad I didn't open it.
[21:54] < Demonic_Gerbil> There was so much more too, heh. Like me on a military base with a .50 cal, mowing down invaders, and Dr. Guidry showing up as a master alchemist.
[21:59] < Demonic_Gerbil> ...Oh the chick from Beyond Good and Evil was there. You know, the reporter? I think she was one of the superpowered villains, but was like changing sides, because I remember the chinese guy breaking her neck with lo mein noodles.