Sugarlips: The Text Adventure
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demonicgerbil[14:24] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I step into the darkness with my animal companion, a dog named Lori. What do I see?
[14:24] < Sugarlips> Reisma: ... You are a part of an animal.
[14:24] < TheMyth> ...
[14:24] < TheMyth> That's eerie.
[14:24] < Reisma> Sugarlips, what kind of animal am I part of?
[14:25] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You find yourselves looking out into what appears to be a bonus for you, and i didn't crit that would be a small 'settlement' of time-travellers in the end from nine inch nails. Not great, but kind of animal am i in the game with a party size of 6 if spaik never makes his character!
[14:25] < Reisma> Sugarlips, do the time-travellers appear hostile?
[14:25] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I was thinking... Having him be a small 'settlement' of time-travellers appear hostile?
[14:25] < Doman> That's a 'yes.'
[14:26] < Reisma> Sugarlips, do I have any weapons?
[14:26] < Doman> ATTACK WITH THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH
[14:26] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You are the least interesting person i've talked to a movie with parents tonight, because it is you who should drop your weapons and heed the words i have to kill you all, though.
[14:26] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I flee from the village.
[14:27] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You could probably bench press you in the underwater starbase. The hatch to the kingdom of baron, and flee from the village.
[14:27] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I ride the shuttle to the underwater starbase. What do I see?
[14:27] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You like the items go to the underwater starbase.
[14:27] * Jade|Crashed is now known as JadeNSC
[14:27] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I enter the underwater starbase.
[14:27] < Sugarlips> Reisma: But you get to the underwater starbase.
[14:28] < Reisma> Sugarlips, is my dog with me?
[14:28] < Sugarlips> Reisma: "You would kill yourself simply because your god told you this was a big dumb dog for him to eb like "haha, a:lightning.
[14:28] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I ride the lightning.
[14:28] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You should have been chain lightning instead of you.
[14:29] < TheMyth> Hahaha.
[14:29] * Treader_Battle_64 snickers
[14:29] < Reisma> Sugarlips, reroll this character as Chain Lightning.
[14:29] < Treader_Battle_64> I missed sugarlips
[14:29] < Sugarlips> Reisma: A character for a bit, but it gets reduced, and recalculate it if we're not as hurt either. He's down about 75% of his attacks, if he had to chain lightning instead of firaga nuke after ura threw up i: fire.
[14:29] < Reisma> Sugarlips, where am I?
[14:29] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You should. Make it an add-on for vulnerable.
[14:30] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, do you watch Project Runway?
[14:30] < Reisma> Sugarlips, look around.
[14:30] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: I like to tell it like it just me and ice had an ord project that was going to find some way to suck a huge cock.
[14:30] < Treader_Battle_64> ...
[14:30] < Reisma> ((Don't interrupt my game of Zork!))
[14:30] < Sugarlips> Reisma: "Then feel free to swap sounds around, add unnecessary hs, ect.
[14:30] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, the room is dark. Are we likely to be eaten by a grue?
[14:30] < Reisma> Sugarlips, who said that?
[14:31] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Hmmm... It seems i've over-estimated your intellect...
[14:31] < Treader_Battle_64> LOL!
[14:31] < Reisma> Sugarlips, QUIT
[14:31] < Doman> ABORT, ABORT
[14:31] * Hamaris topples over, laughing
[14:31] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I'm a dp man, so it's kind of scary though, so alliances may start against you. It really depends on how you associate everyone who quit to support remora when 3/4 of them weren't too fond of the world, but they think of it appearing to have to do it. Lol.
[14:32] < JadeNSC> O.o
And round 2.
[14:37] < Reisma> Sugarlips, let's start a new game. I'm a 15 Fighter/3 Monk with Improved Holy Shitballs. I step into the darkness.
[14:37] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I step into the darkness of its coming shall shroud the kingdoms of the game!
[14:37] < Reisma> Sugarlips, which kingdom is shrouded?
[14:38] < Sugarlips> Reisma: It kicks a lot more dangerous now that staff is on some sort of readout about various technological aspects of the room to the kingdom of baron in its use.
[14:38] < Reisma> Sugarlips, travel to Baron.
[14:38] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, I'll join him. I am a 12 Sorcerer/6 Wizard and have a fetish for casting my balls into the darkness.
[14:38] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I think we've got enough concepts written down, so we should return first to baron. If there's a noticable gap in it, being good at living. You stabbed me through the skies, headed for baron.
[14:39] < Reisma> Sugarlips, put away sword. Enter gap.
[14:39] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: You know, that would have thought refueling our ship would be the only way to a certain obscure trick, mario can slip into the darkness.
[14:39] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I enter the underwater starbase. The hatch to the monster nearby...magical folks sense something that has to do with his brother he made the tracks probably knew where they were at the five of you enter, the elevator begins to look over the following sessions into something that gets pulled down into the darkness.
[14:40] < Reisma> "Treader, are you and Mario ready to slip into the darkness?"
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> "Let me check."
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, are Mario and I ready to slip into the darkness?
[14:41] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: ((Wow. That's a lot of you for a few seconds, then smoothy slows to a certain obscure trick, mario can slip into the darkness.
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> Apparently we are.
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, mario slips into the darkness. What does he see?
[14:42] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: Mario slips into the darkness of its coming trial. The red star shall arise, and the darkness with my animal companion, a dog named lori. What do i want to buy some items, but i'll settlethose later and include them in my loli, these skirts they are still here.
[14:42] < Treader_Battle_64> (( Apparently, there's a lolicon there >_< ))
[14:42] < Reisma> Sugarlips, examine skirts.
[14:43] < Doman> ... ahahah jade's comment
[14:43] * Ice|Away has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[14:43] < Sugarlips> Reisma: A carnivore is a bash-face mission if i remain skeptical of any plan initiated by this 'zeromus' fellow i've heard so much worse in my loli, these skirts they are here. She's probably secretly wishing she tossed them into the air before twisting it around and slamming it down into the main corridor, unless there is to waste what you were in my loli, these skirts they are here. She's probably secretly wishing she tossed them in
[14:44] < Reisma> Sugarlips, Attack loli carnivore.
[14:44] < Sugarlips> Reisma: A carnivore is a general, and therefore must be able to buy some items, but i'll settlethose later and include them in my loli, these skirts they are too short.
[14:44] * Ice|Away has joined #guild_falarous
[14:44] < Reisma> Sugarlips, buy long skirt.
[14:45] < Sugarlips> Reisma: So would i be able to buy some items, but i'll settlethose later and include them in my mind, because i now can't dissossiate eli from elisha.
[14:45] < Doman> Sugarlips, who said that?
[14:45] < Reisma> "Treader, I need some help! The loli carnivore needs a long skirt!"
[14:45] < Reisma> ((Shush you, you're not playing.))
[14:45] < Sugarlips> Doman: We're likely to be another "elevator" like the one he knew about it'd be my main, and reisen'll be my main, and reisen'll be my fault.
[14:46] < Doman> (( :( 'k ))
[14:46] < Treader_Battle_64> Sugarlips, craft skirt: skill 10.
[14:46] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: I've always heard i was supposed to kill, + is a double-type that helps at least one skill before i start a new skill and a knack with history as well do it at like 9 or 10?
[14:46] < Reisma> ((I think that's a crit.))
[14:46] < Treader_Battle_64> (( I think so too ))
[14:47] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, give long skirt to loli carnovire
[14:47] < Treader_Battle_64> err... carnivore.
[14:47] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: < Ura> "craaaaaawwwwwwwllllliiiiinnnnnggggggggggg in my loli, these skirts they are here. She's probably secretly wishing she tossed them into the chair.
[14:47] < Reisma> Sugarlips, take chair.
[14:47] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Looking to capitalize on their opponent's still fairly full reserves of magical energy, loren cuts an intricate rune into the chair.
[14:47] < Reisma> Sugarlips, kill loren.
[14:48] < Sugarlips> Reisma: ((Loren would be fine.
[14:48] < Reisma> ...
[14:48] < TheMyth> Looks like it didn't work.
[14:48] < Reisma> Sugarlips, use chair on Loren.
[14:48] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Loren: what you can cut a bloody swath?" *slashes at the drop of a certain obscure trick, mario can slip into the chair.
[14:49] < Reisma> Sugarlips, slip mario into the chair and use it on Loren.
[14:49] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Loren: what you can use it on loren.
[14:49] < Reisma> Sugarlips, use chair on loren.
[14:49] < Reisma> ((I hate it when I get the syntax wrong.))
[14:49] < Doman> (( It's a common error. ))
[14:50] < Sugarlips> Reisma: ((Loren would be entertaining to critically silence people. "Now you really think you can have the avail for mah armor of choice now, and a new game. I'm a 15 fighter/3 monk with improved holy shitballs. I step into the chair.
[14:50] < Reisma> Sugarlips, flee.
[14:50] < TheMyth> "improved holy shitballs"!?
[14:50] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I flee from the initials of other words.
[14:50] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I slip Mario into Treader.
[14:51] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Mario slips into the ruins a bit, though. < --- And the award for most of the world, and it's properties i leave to you.
[14:51] < Doman> Do you win?
[14:51] < Reisma> ...I think I beat the game.
[14:51] < Doman> Hooray!
[14:51] < TheMyth> Congrats!
[14:51] < TheMyth> Sugarlips, score
[14:51] < Doman> YOU ARE SUPER PLAYER
[14:52] < Sugarlips> TheMyth: I think everyone know who i'm going to punish a kid for awhile to score info. And then you... Heading off towards the entry way and i found out he knows where my house is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
[14:52] < TheMyth> ...Good for a first run.
[14:24] < Sugarlips> Reisma: ... You are a part of an animal.
[14:24] < TheMyth> ...
[14:24] < TheMyth> That's eerie.
[14:24] < Reisma> Sugarlips, what kind of animal am I part of?
[14:25] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You find yourselves looking out into what appears to be a bonus for you, and i didn't crit that would be a small 'settlement' of time-travellers in the end from nine inch nails. Not great, but kind of animal am i in the game with a party size of 6 if spaik never makes his character!
[14:25] < Reisma> Sugarlips, do the time-travellers appear hostile?
[14:25] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I was thinking... Having him be a small 'settlement' of time-travellers appear hostile?
[14:25] < Doman> That's a 'yes.'
[14:26] < Reisma> Sugarlips, do I have any weapons?
[14:26] < Doman> ATTACK WITH THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH
[14:26] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You are the least interesting person i've talked to a movie with parents tonight, because it is you who should drop your weapons and heed the words i have to kill you all, though.
[14:26] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I flee from the village.
[14:27] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You could probably bench press you in the underwater starbase. The hatch to the kingdom of baron, and flee from the village.
[14:27] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I ride the shuttle to the underwater starbase. What do I see?
[14:27] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You like the items go to the underwater starbase.
[14:27] * Jade|Crashed is now known as JadeNSC
[14:27] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I enter the underwater starbase.
[14:27] < Sugarlips> Reisma: But you get to the underwater starbase.
[14:28] < Reisma> Sugarlips, is my dog with me?
[14:28] < Sugarlips> Reisma: "You would kill yourself simply because your god told you this was a big dumb dog for him to eb like "haha, a:lightning.
[14:28] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I ride the lightning.
[14:28] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You should have been chain lightning instead of you.
[14:29] < TheMyth> Hahaha.
[14:29] * Treader_Battle_64 snickers
[14:29] < Reisma> Sugarlips, reroll this character as Chain Lightning.
[14:29] < Treader_Battle_64> I missed sugarlips
[14:29] < Sugarlips> Reisma: A character for a bit, but it gets reduced, and recalculate it if we're not as hurt either. He's down about 75% of his attacks, if he had to chain lightning instead of firaga nuke after ura threw up i: fire.
[14:29] < Reisma> Sugarlips, where am I?
[14:29] < Sugarlips> Reisma: You should. Make it an add-on for vulnerable.
[14:30] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, do you watch Project Runway?
[14:30] < Reisma> Sugarlips, look around.
[14:30] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: I like to tell it like it just me and ice had an ord project that was going to find some way to suck a huge cock.
[14:30] < Treader_Battle_64> ...
[14:30] < Reisma> ((Don't interrupt my game of Zork!))
[14:30] < Sugarlips> Reisma: "Then feel free to swap sounds around, add unnecessary hs, ect.
[14:30] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, the room is dark. Are we likely to be eaten by a grue?
[14:30] < Reisma> Sugarlips, who said that?
[14:31] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Hmmm... It seems i've over-estimated your intellect...
[14:31] < Treader_Battle_64> LOL!
[14:31] < Reisma> Sugarlips, QUIT
[14:31] < Doman> ABORT, ABORT
[14:31] * Hamaris topples over, laughing
[14:31] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I'm a dp man, so it's kind of scary though, so alliances may start against you. It really depends on how you associate everyone who quit to support remora when 3/4 of them weren't too fond of the world, but they think of it appearing to have to do it. Lol.
[14:32] < JadeNSC> O.o
And round 2.
[14:37] < Reisma> Sugarlips, let's start a new game. I'm a 15 Fighter/3 Monk with Improved Holy Shitballs. I step into the darkness.
[14:37] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I step into the darkness of its coming shall shroud the kingdoms of the game!
[14:37] < Reisma> Sugarlips, which kingdom is shrouded?
[14:38] < Sugarlips> Reisma: It kicks a lot more dangerous now that staff is on some sort of readout about various technological aspects of the room to the kingdom of baron in its use.
[14:38] < Reisma> Sugarlips, travel to Baron.
[14:38] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, I'll join him. I am a 12 Sorcerer/6 Wizard and have a fetish for casting my balls into the darkness.
[14:38] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I think we've got enough concepts written down, so we should return first to baron. If there's a noticable gap in it, being good at living. You stabbed me through the skies, headed for baron.
[14:39] < Reisma> Sugarlips, put away sword. Enter gap.
[14:39] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: You know, that would have thought refueling our ship would be the only way to a certain obscure trick, mario can slip into the darkness.
[14:39] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I enter the underwater starbase. The hatch to the monster nearby...magical folks sense something that has to do with his brother he made the tracks probably knew where they were at the five of you enter, the elevator begins to look over the following sessions into something that gets pulled down into the darkness.
[14:40] < Reisma> "Treader, are you and Mario ready to slip into the darkness?"
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> "Let me check."
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, are Mario and I ready to slip into the darkness?
[14:41] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: ((Wow. That's a lot of you for a few seconds, then smoothy slows to a certain obscure trick, mario can slip into the darkness.
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> Apparently we are.
[14:41] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, mario slips into the darkness. What does he see?
[14:42] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: Mario slips into the darkness of its coming trial. The red star shall arise, and the darkness with my animal companion, a dog named lori. What do i want to buy some items, but i'll settlethose later and include them in my loli, these skirts they are still here.
[14:42] < Treader_Battle_64> (( Apparently, there's a lolicon there >_< ))
[14:42] < Reisma> Sugarlips, examine skirts.
[14:43] < Doman> ... ahahah jade's comment
[14:43] * Ice|Away has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[14:43] < Sugarlips> Reisma: A carnivore is a bash-face mission if i remain skeptical of any plan initiated by this 'zeromus' fellow i've heard so much worse in my loli, these skirts they are here. She's probably secretly wishing she tossed them into the air before twisting it around and slamming it down into the main corridor, unless there is to waste what you were in my loli, these skirts they are here. She's probably secretly wishing she tossed them in
[14:44] < Reisma> Sugarlips, Attack loli carnivore.
[14:44] < Sugarlips> Reisma: A carnivore is a general, and therefore must be able to buy some items, but i'll settlethose later and include them in my loli, these skirts they are too short.
[14:44] * Ice|Away has joined #guild_falarous
[14:44] < Reisma> Sugarlips, buy long skirt.
[14:45] < Sugarlips> Reisma: So would i be able to buy some items, but i'll settlethose later and include them in my mind, because i now can't dissossiate eli from elisha.
[14:45] < Doman> Sugarlips, who said that?
[14:45] < Reisma> "Treader, I need some help! The loli carnivore needs a long skirt!"
[14:45] < Reisma> ((Shush you, you're not playing.))
[14:45] < Sugarlips> Doman: We're likely to be another "elevator" like the one he knew about it'd be my main, and reisen'll be my main, and reisen'll be my fault.
[14:46] < Doman> (( :( 'k ))
[14:46] < Treader_Battle_64> Sugarlips, craft skirt: skill 10.
[14:46] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: I've always heard i was supposed to kill, + is a double-type that helps at least one skill before i start a new skill and a knack with history as well do it at like 9 or 10?
[14:46] < Reisma> ((I think that's a crit.))
[14:46] < Treader_Battle_64> (( I think so too ))
[14:47] < Treader_Battle_64> sugarlips, give long skirt to loli carnovire
[14:47] < Treader_Battle_64> err... carnivore.
[14:47] < Sugarlips> Treader_Battle_64: < Ura> "craaaaaawwwwwwwllllliiiiinnnnnggggggggggg in my loli, these skirts they are here. She's probably secretly wishing she tossed them into the chair.
[14:47] < Reisma> Sugarlips, take chair.
[14:47] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Looking to capitalize on their opponent's still fairly full reserves of magical energy, loren cuts an intricate rune into the chair.
[14:47] < Reisma> Sugarlips, kill loren.
[14:48] < Sugarlips> Reisma: ((Loren would be fine.
[14:48] < Reisma> ...
[14:48] < TheMyth> Looks like it didn't work.
[14:48] < Reisma> Sugarlips, use chair on Loren.
[14:48] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Loren: what you can cut a bloody swath?" *slashes at the drop of a certain obscure trick, mario can slip into the chair.
[14:49] < Reisma> Sugarlips, slip mario into the chair and use it on Loren.
[14:49] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Loren: what you can use it on loren.
[14:49] < Reisma> Sugarlips, use chair on loren.
[14:49] < Reisma> ((I hate it when I get the syntax wrong.))
[14:49] < Doman> (( It's a common error. ))
[14:50] < Sugarlips> Reisma: ((Loren would be entertaining to critically silence people. "Now you really think you can have the avail for mah armor of choice now, and a new game. I'm a 15 fighter/3 monk with improved holy shitballs. I step into the chair.
[14:50] < Reisma> Sugarlips, flee.
[14:50] < TheMyth> "improved holy shitballs"!?
[14:50] < Sugarlips> Reisma: I flee from the initials of other words.
[14:50] < Reisma> Sugarlips, I slip Mario into Treader.
[14:51] < Sugarlips> Reisma: Mario slips into the ruins a bit, though. < --- And the award for most of the world, and it's properties i leave to you.
[14:51] < Doman> Do you win?
[14:51] < Reisma> ...I think I beat the game.
[14:51] < Doman> Hooray!
[14:51] < TheMyth> Congrats!
[14:51] < TheMyth> Sugarlips, score
[14:51] < Doman> YOU ARE SUPER PLAYER
[14:52] < Sugarlips> TheMyth: I think everyone know who i'm going to punish a kid for awhile to score info. And then you... Heading off towards the entry way and i found out he knows where my house is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
[14:52] < TheMyth> ...Good for a first run.