demonicgerbil | OLAD: Reisma's Journal 1

Dear Journal,

Hi! My name is Reisma, and um, you're my journal. So, I'm doing okay, but I thought "Hey! I should get a journal or diary or something that I can write things in." I mean, I've got plenty of things to write in, like my notebooks that I've been keeping notes and plans for my laundry in, but you know what I mean, right? Of course you do! You're my journal and you can know what I mean if I want to. Or am I being silly now?

Anyway...

So, Hi! My name is Reisma and I'm from the big city of Raivin. I've lived here all my life, and except for brief trips elsewhere, I've spent all my time in the city.

I don't really know what to write. I guess I could talk about things and get you caught up to the present...

I guess it's been six months or so, maybe a little more or a little less. I was all set to give up my old life and go find a husband, I even used all my money to buy supplies and then left Raivin. I don't remember what happened after that, until I woke up being rescued by Rooko and Saylin. Apparently I'd been kidnapped by some crazy wizard that was going to sacrifice me or something, I'm a little hazy on the details... But there they were, two of my favoritist men in the world, even though I didn't know it at the time.

Somehow Rooko's employer, Garadien decided to hire me to tag along with him and Saylin on a trip into the 'Death Factory.' I kinda fell in love with Saylin that night we camped out inside of it... And then the next day we rescued Ryla! I wondered where she'd been, and she'd been held prisoner there! We also had a little Tonberry with us named Anton. He was kinda cute. Um, and there was this pervert named Gale.

We kicked a succubus's butt and hightailed it out of there. I took Saylin's virginity the night we got back to town. After that, he's just so sweet and innocent, like a child, I fell madly in love with him. He needs lots of hugs and kisses.

Then we all got kidnapped by Purifiers (!) and were rescued by Karina. She weird. And there was... call him X because I don't like him! X was there and Ryla ended up falling in love with him over the next couple of days... and I got raped by a Purifier when I ran off to go find my Saylin! But it's okay, I was being stupid so it was all my fault.

When we got back to Raivin I did something even stupider. Rooko wouldn't sleep with me, so I... I don't want to talk about it. Okay, okay, I hurt myself and almost died. I don't want to talk about it.

Um, then let's see. We went on lots of adventures for Garadien and made lots of money. I cheated on Saylin with a wolf named Ledarin. I've got something wrong with my mind that makes me wanna do that sort of thing, even though I know I really shouldn't. I'm so messed up. I don't know why Saylin loves me, I've hurt him so much. I'm a terrible wife... I guess we're not technically married, but I don't care.

We met Tsahbi when some guards burst into the house while me and Saylin were playing. Now she's Saylin's second wife. I liked her a lot from the get go, and she's like an older sister to me now. Lots of hugs and kisses!

So, let's see. We helped cure some magical disease the Purifiers made. We liberated a village from the Aether (did I spell that right? That was a hard word!) Control Council. Fought lots of baddies and saved lots of goodies.

Then let's see... there's my little cutie Lin. She's got boy parts, but I love her anyway. I'm so glad Saylin let's me go play with her and shop and stuff. We have lots and lots of fun. Her and Saylin gave me a special treat one day at lunch. I'll never forget it. I need to buy them some nice presents to show my appreciation!

Karina couldn't find her parents (I know how that feels, I never knew my parents...) but we sorta got a lead from this one dragon on that topic... Karina's weird.

And there's this Purifier named Chardiborne that's some kind of undead guy or something. We beat him senseless in the ACC fortress, then while saving this one town from his attack (and I helped do this huge water attack on him!), and we've busted some of the crystals he uses to stay alive.

Oh! X left Ryla! Can you believe that? What an asshole! I want to go gut him and string his entrails up on the wall for that! Hurting my sister...

And... I'm rich. Oh gods am I rich. I've got more money that I ever knew existed. I wish there was something I could do with it all to help people, but having been on the other side of charity, I know anything I give will just get turned into drugs, sex, and alcohol.

I've got problems with all of those... I miss drinking, and smoking poltami. I miss my heroin too, but at least that feeling is going away slowly thanks to this stuff Ryla made for me...

I can't believe I made it this far without mentioning Macecio! She's Saylin's third wife, and a cute little Elf girl. I'm glad he found an Elf to love, because she can give him children that'll be more like him than what I can. She's really smart too! She still goes to school and stuff. I asked her about her homework one day, it was some kind of math 'aljebar' or something. It made my head hurt! Give her a few more years and she'll have very nice child-bearing hips to go with her long legs.

I really, really need a drink right now.

I wonder if Saylin'll take me out for a walk tonight?

The Purifiers, Dreamslayers, and other baddies are all out doing war stuff. There were lots and lots of Dreamslayers too! Millions of them! That's like more people than there are. But they all went BOOM and then there was this guy named... Hah-Med or something in the middle of the BOOM and he was all okay, so I think he must have made the BOOM himself, but he doesn't remember and no one would believe me and UGH! Garadien is so stupid! He's got all that power, why does he need us to along with him? It makes no sense! I could just slap him around for a while. But I won't, he gives me monies!

Um, anyway, bye!

Sincerely,
Reisma