Okay really, you'd steal *that*?

[demonicgerbil]

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/06/06/disabled-dog%E2%80%99s-wheelchair-stolen-in-west-roxbury/

"Dave Feeney told WBZ-TV someone stole the device that helps his 12-year-old Belgian Shepherd “Lucky” get around."

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