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Feb. 23rd, 2011 05:58 pm
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What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Neutral. Not Northern, Southern, or Western, just American. Your national American identity is more important to you than your local identity, because you don't really have a local identity to begin with.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?



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Jade did it, so, I had to as well.


I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


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>Go to wikipedia
>First random article
This is your character
>Second random article
This is his/her motivation
>Third random article
This is their power
>Last random article
This is your nemesis

1) Mercedes-Benz W208
2) Juan Pablo Cafiero (born 9 July 1953, San Isidro, Buenos Aires Province) is an Argentine politician and the Argentine Ambassador to the Vatican since 2008. He has served as a National Deputy and government minister, and is the son of Peronist grandee Antonio Cafiero.
3) Grupo Desportivo Fabril is a Portuguese sports club formerly known as Grupo Desportivo da CUF (or CUF Barreiro) and Grupo Desportivo Quimigal, best known for its football section. It was founded in the southern city of Barreiro, In the District of Setúbal, on 27 January 1937, its greatest achievement being a third place in the 1964-65 Portuguese Liga season. The club's current football home ground is the Complexo Desportivo Alfredo da Silva which was inaugurated in June 1965.
4) The Péreire brothers were prominent 19th century financiers in Paris, France who were rivals of the Rothschilds. Like the Rothschilds, they were Jews, but unlike them the Péreire brothers were Sephardi Jews of Portuguese origin.

I am a Mercedes-Benz W208 owned by Juan Pablo Cafiero. I was brought to life when a freak lightning strike hit me as I was parked in a lot near the Vatican City while Juan listened to a Portugese soccer match on the radio. The speed of the players was somehow imparted on me by the strange energies of the lightning, and I was sent back in time to battle the Pereiere brothers and their attempt to prevent soccer from becoming a prominent sport in Portugal. The Holy Inquisition is after me, spurred onwards by the promise of gold from the bankers but I won't be stopped until the future is fixed and Juan can listen to sports on my radio again!
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>Go to wikipedia
>First random article
This is your character
>Second random article
This is his/her motivation
>Third random article
This is their power
>Last random article
This is your nemesis

1) Charlotte Mary Yonge (11 August 1823 - 24 May 1901), was an English novelist, known for her huge output, now mostly out of print.
2) Judy Garland is considered a gay icon; The Advocate has called Garland "The Elvis of homosexuals."
3) Sensics corporation positions itself as a leader in panoramic virtual reality displays, also known as head-mounted displays.
4) Wundwin is a township of Meiktila District in the Mandalay Division of Burma.

I'm playing Charlotte Mary Yonge, a 19th century english novelist who through a freak science experiment by the Sensics Corporation was transplanted into the modern era where she found herself enthralled with Judy Garland's appeal to homosexuals. Using her Sensics-manufactured head set with its massive information gathering capability she searches out the nefarious Wundwin Burmese Clique which has, for decades now, tried to erase Judy Garland from the popular psyche of the west.
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Give me the title of a story I've never written, and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never got posted, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that I wish I'd been able to salvage, or something else that I want readers to know.
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Hi Ice! Looks like we're made for each other!


Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Sociopath

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.


You are the Sociopath!

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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.
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So, demonicgerbil, your LiveJournal reveals...



You are... 7% unique (blame, for example, your interest in the prodigal band) and 25% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy video games). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.

Your overall weirdness is: 31

(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 69% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My first name is Biblical, the middle name is my Father's.

2.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Little over a month ago.

3.DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I love it, because it looks like a mad scientist's.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I can't really answer this, because it changes all of the time. I get tired of sandwiches in general very quickly, anyway.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No.

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LiveJournal Username
Your Primary Super Power
Cape?
Identitiy
Origin
Location of Head Quarters
Primary Costume/Uniform Colors
Why are you a Superhero?
Your Superheroic Codename
The veteran grim member of the teamisanx
The sexist and crass but annoyingly effective onedragoonraven
The bright-eyed novice or sidekickkompressorpower
The teammate that will eventually go evil or insandragoonraven
The inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillainchaos_particle
The sinister Arch-Villain and team's greatest foechaos_particle
The perky civilian that keeps getting kidnappedtempest56
How often does your team actually 'save the day'?
62%
This Fun Quiz created by Shannon at BlogQuiz.Net
Aries Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Baa! Baa!

Dec. 21st, 2007 08:22 am
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I Am A: True Neutral Human Bard/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] serigo a kidney (1000 points). In April I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] schizophonic (10 points). In June I gave [livejournal.com profile] dragoonraven a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] drakanjel's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I put money in [livejournal.com profile] zerotkatama's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1044 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
demonicgerbil

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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1. Go to Career Cruising.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top twenty results.
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in bold.
6. Put the careers that make you think "WTF" in italics.

zomg:
1. Chemical Engineer
2. Petroleum Engineer
3. Biomedical Engineer
4. Agricultural Engineer
5. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer
6. Astronomer
7. Electrical Engineer
8. Conservator
9. Physicist
10. Forensics Specialist
11. Electronics Engineering Tech
12. Electrical Engineering Tech
13. Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician
14. Chemist
15. Pharmacologist
16. Optometrist
17. Aerospace Engineer
18. Mechanical Engineer
19. Chemical Engineering Tech
20. Archivist

I THINK IT WANTS ME TO BE AN ENGINEER
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How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape
Hours left until your suspension23
Your crimeMasturbating. They know.
Who reported youmattw_wv
Your fateY HELLO THAR LOL_MEME
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] jaded_journeys and [livejournal.com profile] alephenon:



My pirate name is:


Iron Morty Rackham



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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